Damn Clowns...

I don't quite remember when it started, but one day they were there - miniature clowns living in my closet.  I try to put them out of my mind, but it is difficult as they keep me up at night with their incessant giggling, banjo music, and pagan worships.   Day in, day out...
I have put a few of my "run-ins" with these malevolent mimes here to be shared, and I shall be adding more as I document these pests.

***Quick Update: Due to the clown bastards filling up my webspace with questionable adult content, I am currently over my space limit; no worries though, as I will be transporting the site over to a new server and domain with a larger capacity.  ETA: Whenever. ***